Poor Hakuba
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everybodyrec2Author: Ysabet
Fandom: Magic Kaitou
Genre: Humor
Summary: Hakuba Saguru doesn't like birthdays very much, and for very good reasons... Very strange fic including references to underwear, handcuffs, chandeliers and dreadful taste in jewelry.
Snippet:
Absolute silence, except for the creaking of the chandelier-chain. And into the silence a familiar voice: “Sa-chan? Sa-chan, is that you? It’s Mummy…”
Frozen in the act of clinging to the edge of the chandelier on either side of his ankles, Irene Hakuba’s son closed his eyes as the overloud, tinny voice carried clearly through the museum. As if the day could become any worse—
“Sa-chan? --IS this Sa-chan? I wanted to let him know that I had mailed his present—“
A slow, delighted smile grew on the Kaitou Kid’s face. “No, this isn’t Sa-chan; I’m afraid he can’t come to the phone right now… he’s in a bit of a bind. But I’ll be happy to pass along any messages, if you’d like.”
(And Many Happy Returns)
