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Mar. 16th, 2013 04:29 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Author: TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel
Fandom: Supernatural
Summary: After the final Seal is broken, Dean discovers that he's actually Lucifer. He's not really sure how he feels about that. The forces of Heaven and Hell aren't exactly making things easier.
Preview:
“Frigging cows! Fuck off, you walking pieces of hamburger! I mean it! Shoo!”
In spite of everything Sam had just been told, he couldn’t help but feel curious about where Dean had ended up after being banished.
“Where are you?” he asked again.
“Uh… somewhere in Iowa? My angel-GPS is kind of wonky right now. Yeah, Iowa, and I’m standing in a field being harassed by friendly cows. Ugh! Oh, gross, one of the fuckers just freaking licked me!” The next few words were all curses, presumably as Dean tried to fend off the cows.
“This is fucked-up,” said Sam. He wasn’t talking about the cows, although he had to admit that sounded pretty fucked-up, too.
“Dude, I spent most of last night telling myself that. It didn’t help.” Dean hesitated. “Are we okay?”
Sam snorted.
“You’re Satan, Dean. How the hell is that supposed to be okay.”
“It’s not my fault.” Dean sounded distinctly sulky.To Fic