X=trouble magnet

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peppymint1986

October 10th, 2009

Author: HiltonK
Fandom: Magnificient Seven and Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Genre: Crossover
Summary: The best Xander's real Father story that I have ever read.  The fact that it is a series just makes it better.

Snippet:

“Are your dates usually this exciting?” Chris asked mockingly.

“This? Nah; mild peril, tops. Usually it’s much, much worse.” Xander didn’t have to fake the shudder that ran through him. “I think it’s time once again to declare myself celibate.”

And this

Frowning, Buck turned to Ezra. “This is all your fault, Ez.”

“My fault? Just how exactly did you reach that conclusion, Mr. Wilmington?” Ezra drawled.

“Well, seeing as he’s your boy and knowing your track record as well as I do, clearly it’s your genes that made him such a trouble magnet,” Buck answered smugly, turning to leave the other men to deal with the now-glowering carpenter.

“Xander, I can hardly be held at fault for the chance selection of nature,” Ezra proffered, at the disgruntled glare he was receiving from his offspring.

“I wouldn’t count on it. Do you have any idea the years of hell I’ve been through thanks to your genetic predisposition to attract trouble?” Xander threw a wink at Chris and Vin as he stalked off to where he could see Chris’s van parked.

“Xander, wait. I…” Ezra hurried after his son, who had begun bemoaning the ‘Standish Curse’.

(What Was Never Missed)